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DLT's Deadlocks - NFL Picks Week 9 2014

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DLT gives you another frightfully bad set of NFL picks.

Thearon W. Henderson

Hello my ghouls and goblins and welcome to this Halloween edition of DLT's DEADlocks. I am your host...your ghost host.

Last week, the Masked Manatee ended up with a 9-6 week and 0-1 on his upset specials.

Let's see what I can scare up for you this week.

Last Week

9-6 60%       Upset Specials: 0-1 0%

Season:

74-47 61%    Upset Specials: 5-10 33%

Byes: Falcons, Bills, Bears, Packers, Titans, Lions

Thursday Night

Upset Special: Panthers 20, Saints 13 - It's been a scary bad season in the NFC South with no teams possessing a winning record. After this game, at least one team will reach .500.

Sunday

Browns 30, Buccaneers 13 - Tampa Bay has looked more like a bunch of dead bones rather than the ravenous cut throats they're supposed to be.

Cardinals 24, Cowboys 17 - Its turning November, which means the Cowboys turn into a pumpkin.

Eagles 30, Texans 17 - Chip Kelly's attitude is the scariest thing on Halloween.

Chiefs 20, Jets 10 - The only thing more scary for Jets coach Rex Ryan than watching his team play is watching his GM have a press conference.

Bengals 30, Jaguars 10 - Perhaps if the Jags installed jacuzzi's on the sideline the players would do better. Of acid.

Chargers 23, Dolphins 16 - You typically don't go with the team making the trip from the West coast to the East coast but its the Dolphins. Time to trick-or-treat in South Beach!

Vikings 20, Washington 13 - What's scary about this matchup? That anyone has to watch it.

49ers 20, Rams 13 - Mark Barron has arrived to save the Scam's secondary. Oops. He was masquerading as a first round pick in Tampa for years.

Broncos 38, Patriots 31 - It's Manning vs. Brady yet again....perhaps for the last time.

Seahawks 40, Raiders 17 - For everyone else it's Halloween. For Raider fan, it's Friday.

Sunday Night

Ravens 24, Steelers 17 - The Nevermores love scaring the Steelers into submission.

Monday Night

Colts 40, Giants 13 - Another frighteningly terrible MNF game.