Buccaneers vs. Vikings: Predict the game!

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers take on the Minnesota Vikings this weekend, and that's sure to be an exciting clash of....two kind of rubbish teams. But hey, football! Football's fun! Games that are likely to be close contests are even more fun! Even when the quality of play is kind of bleh.

The Bucs will want to win, of course. So will the Vikings. Shocking development, that. Too bad for the Vikings they're coming into Tampa with a rookie quarterback who has not played well, a banged-up offensive line and a pretty good defense that could blitz the Bucs into oblivion.

Wait, that last bit wasn't good.

Anyway, look at the facts. Discern the future. Predict the game!

So here are my predictions:

Bobby Rainey produces more yards than Doug Martin.

Mike Evans has his first 100+-yard game.

Gerald McCoy gets two sacks.

Bucs win, 17-14.

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