Caption Contest!

Here's something to pass the time while we all wait for football to begin again: a caption contest. We haven't done one of these in a while, and a time when absolutely nothing is going on seems like a good time for a caption contest. This time it's Adrian Clayborn facing off with commissioner Roger Goodell. 

The rules are simple: post your suggested caption in the comments, and recommend the caption suggestions you like. We'll hold a poll with the most recommended selections in a couple of days to see which caption wins.