The Bucs-Seahawks Game all comes down to who the better informant turns out to be ....
Hear me out:
The Bucs have former Seattle Seahawks TE Jerramy Stevens. The Seahawks have recently released Bucs DL Ellis Wyms. Who do you think knows the more vital information about his former team? My money is on Wyms ..... Stevens probably blacked out everything following his vomit inducing house party last season, so he's no good for Seahawk insider information, not to mention he probably dropped fumbled the information when he initially received it anyway. Ellis Wyms on the other hand, has been with the Bucs (for ages) and witnessed first hand their schemes for the upcoming season, up until this past Saturday when he was released.
Translation:
We are screwed for this Sundays Match-up with the Seattle Seahawks. We're at a clear disadvantage. Wyms is probably staging a massive sleepover at his crib all week to help his new Seahawk brothren out with the Bucs Schemes. My goodness I can't believe this is happening. Mark my words, we're gonna eat it Sunday ALL because of Ellis Wyms and his blabber mouth. Believe it! ....