For now, think of him as a property investment. Think of him as a savings bond. Think of him as a deferred payment. That jersey number he's thinking about? It ought to be 401k. You don't want to even think about him until he matures.
— Gary Shelton (St. Pete Times) using a subjectively poor analogy (401(k)'s are examples of the stock market's current FAIL) to describe QB Josh Freeman.