(Note: this entire post is facetious and it hurt me writing that title)
I see that in a few mock drafts people have us selecting Tyrann Mathieu. Seeing how we have a dire need for cornerback it makes sense that we draft one. Schiano wants people who are "Buccaneer Men" and to me that means that character doesn't matter if you're talented right? It doesn't matter that Matthieu smoked pot in college because he's talented and he's changed! Besides we've taken on pot smokers before on our team. Just ask Tanard Jackson and Jerramy Stevens, they don't have a job in the league so I'm sure they have nothing else to do.
We also know Schiano loves winners and that's exactly what Russell and Mathieu were in college. They're both winners from LSU! They came from the SEC and played against the best talent in college football! I mean you don't go as a former number one pick without having some talent right? And besides JaMarcus Russell is currently being mentored by Michael Clayton! Another LSU and Buccaneers alumni! It all makes sense that we clearly need both men on this team because they have talent and they both had
drug issues great college careers!