Muscle Hamster needs a new nickname

Brace Hemmelgarn-US PRESSWIRE

Doug Martin's tired of his Muscle Hamster moniker. Per the Tampa Tribune, Martin thinks a Hamster isn't "the most beast-iest animal", and he'd like something like T-Rex. Well, tough luck Martin, because no one gets to choose his own nicknames. Nope. Besides, T-Rex? A little lame and not really all that fitting, no?

Over here, though, we are the fans and we do get to choose your nickname. If you need a little help coming up with one, we'd be more than happy to oblige. Martin has certainly earned a nickname after his national coming out party on Thursday Night Football. No more Muscle Hamster? We need something else!

So guys, come up with new nicknames in the comments. I'll start using the nickname with the most Recs in articles (provided it's not too vulgar). Post your nickname, and recommend the nicknames you like!

Here's my entry:


Via

WarHamster! Is that beast-y enough for you, Doug?

SB Nation Featured Video
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Bucs Nation

You must be a member of Bucs Nation to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bucs Nation. You should read them.

Join Bucs Nation

You must be a member of Bucs Nation to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Bucs Nation. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker