Doug Martin's tired of his Muscle Hamster moniker. Per the Tampa Tribune, Martin thinks a Hamster isn't "the most beast-iest animal", and he'd like something like T-Rex. Well, tough luck Martin, because no one gets to choose his own nicknames. Nope. Besides, T-Rex? A little lame and not really all that fitting, no?

Over here, though, we are the fans and we do get to choose your nickname. If you need a little help coming up with one, we'd be more than happy to oblige. Martin has certainly earned a nickname after his national coming out party on Thursday Night Football. No more Muscle Hamster? We need something else!

So guys, come up with new nicknames in the comments. I'll start using the nickname with the most Recs in articles (provided it's not too vulgar). Post your nickname, and recommend the nicknames you like!

Here's my entry:

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WarHamster! Is that beast-y enough for you, Doug?