Caption Contest!
Last week's Caption Contest was won by Jon Banks in a landslide. He came all the way from Canal Street Chronicles, so that's impressive. Here's the caption that won the day:
"I hate playing in the NFL. I get paid less than I did in college AND half the fanbase hates me."
So this week, we have a picture of Corey Lynch deciding to...well...I don't know what he's doing, but it isn't pretty. Think of a caption, post it, and rec the captions posted by other commenters you like.
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Lynch: "If i sit on the ground, pretend im doing exercises...err...praying, maybe we can tackle"
Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask ?cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real s**t anymore?
I get to leap frog next!
"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
He'll never see my Piscitelli impression coming.....
"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something." - Dick Butkus
"My best option is to just lie here and hope he trips over me"
Putting the “special” in special teams
Sabby: oh hey look a nickel Lion player: hey I thought we were playing leap frog
by Jediel3 on May 18, 2011 9:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sabby: woah I almost had to make contact and tackle someone close call there
by Jediel3 on May 18, 2011 9:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I bent down to tie my shoe...
and Detroit Lions are accidentally tripping over me. Sabby would be so proud! Wait?!?! Where’s Sabby?
by Tiny iZ Boss on May 18, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Buc Player:
‘’Ooh! A piece of candy!…’’
by rjblitz02 on May 19, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lynch’s fart tackles tend to hang around.
by BKNYfootballhead on May 19, 2011 1:38 AM EDT reply actions
I hate playing the Lions...
They don’t let me hit anyone, they just dive before I can hit them…
"Ha, I'd swear Monty you're the devil himself..." " WHAT, WHO TOLD YOU I mean oh yes... yes..."- The Simpsons
"Let's get all stretched out before the next...
…wait, did I miss the play?"
"No man ever achieved worthwhile success who did not, at one
time or other, find himself with at least one foot hanging
well over the brink of failure."
-Napoleon Hill
Lynch: "Blow the whistle, blow the whistle, blow the whistle!"
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." ~ Mark Twain
"That's not a banana!" says a winking Maurice Morris
I'm not negative, I'm just telling you how it is.
Lynch
“Hey look what I found, a dollar! I might need this in the offseason.”

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